Staff for hire

The last week was wretched. I was given an unacceptable week of R&R with a staph infection contracted at a natural hot spring. My boyfriend and I visited a hot springs in Idaho to break up our drive from Bozeman, MT to SLC. I love Hydrotherapy, it is essential in my life. The increase in energy, muscle health and the decrease in stress and muscle soreness have kept me searching for the hot, and cold H2O through the years. Words can not describe my despair over the recent events. Needless to say I am now weary of the natural soaking pools open to the public. I have been soaking over the past 3 years and this is the first time I have become ill. The illness was so miserable (very, very painful) that I may resort to soaking in my bathtub to reap the benefits of water therapy. I have been thinking about making a shirt that says staph (staff), like the kind I always see gym employees wearing. I would like to mail the shirt to the hot springs so they can truthfully advertise their services.
So I am back from the illen times and pray that I never get it again.